UK BK Flirts with £85 Foie Burger
Best done in the voice of that movie voiceover guy…
In a land ruled by a queen… an upstart king tries to lure customers with a golden goose… against the wishes of a ninny prince… and PETA… and some other, lesser-known group of anti-humans…
This summer, it’s Burger King: Home of the Foie-pper Gras-pper .
Coming soon to a theater theatre near you.
American Know-How and German Efficiency Could Beget the Unstaffed Restaurant
What do you get when you combine a Rube Goldberg-inspired, student-created hamburger machine that pumps out perfect patties in only 156 steps with a German restaurant that entirely automates not only the ordering process but also the food-service end of the bargain? A completely automated burger chain capable of making and serving juicy burgers without any human cook or waitstaff ever being involved in the process.
Just to keep it real, I’d recommend deus ex machina occasionally drop a hair into diners’ sandwiches. (Hat tip: Paul)
