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NFL Player Does Canned Bacon, Other Stuff
Chris Cooley would probably be considered the Washington Redskins’ team oddball were it not for his outrageous teammate (and my fantasy-team co-anchor) Clinton Portis.
Still, Cooley is rapidly catching up to Portis in sheer volume of endearing oddball antics. Last year, it was a beard contest. Last month, Cooley inadvertently posted a photo of his own penis at his blog.
Today, Cooley is hyping Yoder’s canned bacon. And, frankly, I prefer the latter meet meat to the former.
Thanks to my friend Jessica, a Skins fan 97.5% of the time, for the tip.
