Winehouse Fried
Amy Winehouse might not be ready to cut a record, but she’s always ready to chow.
Crispy sharing too much about Ms. Winehouse’s eating habits here.
Snap via The Superficial.
Crispy Podcast Episode 1
In the inaugural episode of our weekly podcast, we discuss Paul Prudhome dodging bullets, the Amy Winehouse saga, the merits of lettuce and mayonaise on pizzza, the Nats going BYOF, food safety regs, and the week in bacon. We also recommend Ciao Bella gelato, which is insanely great.
Please take a listen and post a comment letting us know what you think. We apologize in advance for the audio quality, which is a little chintzy, but hey, it’s our first time and it will get better. If you like what you hear, please subscribe to the show for free. You can grab the RSS feed or click here to subscribe in iTunes. That way you’ll get it every week.
Amy Winehouse Dines While Looking Like Hell, Again
You probably know by now never to look at Amy Winehouse while you’re eating. But by all means possible make sure not to look her when she’s eating.
More on this modern-day Medusa here and here. Crispy previously on the dining Ms. Winehouse here.
Why the Expression ‘Drunk Tank’ Doesn’t Translate Easily Into Russian
Getting thrown in the drunk tank is one thing, but getting drunk in a tank and plowing into a house, as one Russian serviceman did, is something else entirely.
A Russian tank crashed through a villager’s house after the crew stopped to buy more vodka at a nearby shop.
Footage from a mobile phone camera showed the tank hitting a corner of the house and a laughing, and apparently drunk, driver awkwardly trying to clamber aboard with two bottles of vodka.
In other vodka news, singer Amy Winehouse — who’s become a one-woman cottage industry for this blog — snorted flaming vodka at a London club the other night. Though I’d never admit it, my friends and I preferred (no kidding) to snort non-flaming, off-label rum and tequila during college.
Amy Winehouse Stamps Out Cigarette on Own Face at Restaurant
I’m totally canceling my dinner reservations with Amy Winehouse, who apparently used her face to stamp out a cigarette last week, The Sun reports.
The gross piece of self-harming came in front of stunned diners in a London restaurant.
The troubled star was with pals when she was asked THREE TIMES by staff to put out her Marlboro Light because of the smoking ban.
As she received her final warning, Amy stared straight into the waitress’s eyes and pushed the burning tip of the fag into her own face.
A source at the diner said: “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror.”
Nice! Crispy previously noted Ms. Winehouse’s sprint for McNuggets sauce here.
McFlurry of Activity Shows Amy Winehouse Can’t Get off the Sauce
Super-troubled, super-ugly British singer Amy Winehouse (of “Rehab” fame) “ran around [a] parking lot clutching packets of McNugget sauce” after a recent trip to a McDonalds near the location of her super-troubled, super-ugly husband’s trial, according to The Superficial. Winehouse, who should be Exhibit A in the argument against Morgan Spurlock and others who like to bash McDonald’s for causing obesity, ordered “a couple of burgers, 6 chicken nuggets and a caramel McFlurry”, according to ShowbizSpy.
Caramel McFlurry? Those lucky Brits. All we get are Oreos or M&Ms or the occasional squirt of Dulce de Leche in our McFlurry. Though if I was really jonesing like Amy Winehouse, I suppose I could just buy my own McFlurry maker.
