BK Lets You Smell Like Seared Meat for Just $3
Who but the odd vegan doesn’t love the smell of a flame-broiled burger? Lots of hands. I see lots of hands up.
Now who doesn’t want to smell like a flame-broiled burger?
Just in time for the festive season, [Burger King] has released its very own men’s body spray, Flame.
Not recommended for vegetarians, Flame is being promoted as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat”.
While the smell itself might not inspire confidence, the price will.
Flame is on sale for the credit crunch-busting sum of just $3.99 (£2.65), suggesting the Burger King promotions department has realised their contribution to the fragrance market might work best as a novelty stocking-filler.
Fewer hands.
More here. Buy online at the Barry White-ified firemeatsdesire.com firemeetsdesire.com.
Thanks to Emory Law 2L, fellow IJ conference attendee, and Old Style scriptwriter Brian Ewart for the tip.
My response, BTW, to the link Ewart sent: “I and thousands of others like me are finally vindicated after having been criticized for so many years for using meat patties as cologne.”
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