High Schoolers + Food = Busted

Posted by Baylen on Sep. 30, 2008

Kids, you might get suspended from school for two days if you bring your grill to school and throw a tailgate party in the school parking lot before classes. Even if there’s no booze? Yes. “We didn’t have beer, we didn’t have weed, we had bacon,” said one student, whose quote is one of the year’s best.

And you might also think twice before dressing up like a banana and running across the field during a school football game. Why? Because you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail.

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